Fifteen mistakes I see with newbies moving to Pattaya

Fifteen mistakes I often see with guys moving to Thailand to live.

1. Paying their girlfriend a salary to stay with them wtf
2. Choosing the wrong girl
3. Investing too fast
4. Overpaying
5. Paying too much rent
6. Listening to the wrong people
7. Not being open minded enough
8. Not learning Thai language
9. Trying to change everything instead of adapting
10. Dropping all exercise routines
11. Drinking too much
12. Not working enough
13. Staying in party/holiday mode
14. Spending too much on shagging
15. Not doing things legally and above board.

I wrote this in 5 minutes. I have probably missed aload of stuff. 1 & 5 are the biggest issues to go back from.